Pitching Tents Tank

Advertise the enthusiasm. It's a selling point. Slip this on and the whole campground knows you're a morning person, in the way that counts. No speech required. Wear it and let it do the flirting for you. Make the announcement with your shoulders out. Take it to the lake or the firepit, wherever the light's good on your arms. The tee says you're ready. The tank says you're ready and you'd like them to look.