Does a Bear Bottom in the Woods? Tank

Answer the question before anyone thinks to ask. Put this on and you've said the quiet part out loud without opening your mouth. It handles the introductions so you don't have to. Soft cotton and a roomy cut, made for a man who's done pretending to be coy. Same statement, more skin in the game. Sleeves gone, message front and center, and now your arms are doing half the talking. Wear it to the bar and watch how fast the right people catch on. You won't need to repeat yourself.