Tag Before You Push Tank

Let the right people read you across the room. Wear this and the one engineer worth talking to knows what you're about before you say a word. Think of it as a filter. Built for heavy traffic and the kind of night that earns a changelog. Arms out, standards higher. This one's for the bar, not the standup. Put it on and you're broadcasting on a frequency only the good ones pick up. They'll find you. Let them.